Some men can be really funny when they want to get into a girl's pant. They will practically do anything from begging, buying gifts and asking just to touch. And some will say, they just want to see but won't touch. Quite crazy! Check out some of the craziest things guys just because of s*x as posited by loversecretz. Yeah, all the points are so real.
1. Risking their lives
You would be surprised if I reveal to you the number of guys that take unreasonable risks just to meet a lady to satisfy their urge.
Can you imagine a man traveling from Aba to Bornu just to meet a girl that has promised him intimacy? The craziest part is that he met this lady on social media. Some desperate guys can even use their last savings to travel to meet the lady
2. Sneaking into a ladies house at night because her parents aren’t at home
Now this can be amusing. There are lots of guys who don’t mind running to their girlfriends house and passing a night there when they hear the good news (yes, to them it is good news) that her parents are not at home and have, maybe gone for a vigil. However, some aren’t that lucky because her parents might return earlier than expected, and you know what that means!
3. Circulating the news to their friends
Some guys can be hilarious. They go as low as informing their friends that they want to have an intimate affair, and they might even reveal to them some pigeon holes where they can peep through. This attitude is utterly disgusting.
4. Turning the music loud so as to disturb neighbours
You don’t blame guys on this! No one wants their neighbour to be hearing his girlfriend screaming and moaning out loud when they are taking her to cloud nine. So they turn up the music from their room to the last volume just to make sure the sounds of her screaming isn’t heard.
5. Extravagant in giving
Not every guy that gives out cash to a lady does it out of his kind gesture, many of them, however, do this for the reason that it will provide access to her honey pot. I could remember the day a dude came to me seeking advice just because he purchased a top phone for a lady and the girl dumped him just exactly a week later. He asked me if it were proper he collected the phone back. Why buy what you cannot afford to lose?
Because of intimacy, some dudes will not only promise their girlfriend heaven and earth, they will also go to the extent of giving her something that will cost them a lot. Can you imagine a guy buying and iPhone 6 for a lady he met while he is using a Nokia torchlight phone? The most offensive part of it all is that he used his school fees to buy this phone for her and after two days she left him.
6. Placing Ladies Over Their Friends
Some guys can be so desperate for intimacy with their girlfriend that they don’t care to hurt their friends in the process. Some can go as far as asking their friends out of their house just because their girlfriend has arrived and he wants to get intimate.
7. Always walking around with protection
It isn’t news that guys walk everywhere with protection. Even though it is good to use protection during intimacy, it isn’t something you should be proud of carrying about the place.
8. Cohabiting
Your parents sent you to school to learn, but here you are living this dude and giving him access to your body, later when you get home, your parents will tell their friends that you are a decent lady. This is dreadful; although many guys like to live with their girlfriends or any lady in school just for the benefit of intimacy.
9. Consuming intimacy enhancement drinks
It is funny to see some guys who drink different types of drinks and even drugs that serve as intimacy enhancer. They do so just to prove to the lady that they are active in bed. This is disgusting if you ask me.
10. Making love at their friends parents’ house
I just can’t imagine this. Just because your parents away don't mean you should invite your friend to come over with his girlfriend for intimacy. If you engage in such, then you have no iota of respect for your parents.
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