YEPARIPAA: Why Ladies hate Yoruba Guys (Funny fact)

     

I saw this piece somewhere on the internet and it got me laughing. This is totally not true!!!HAHAHA

Here are few of the reasons girls have for wishing horrible, bad things on Yoruba boys:

As a Yoruba girl, I obviously extol the awesomeness of the Yoruba man, on good days. I think the sun rises and sets on their lying, cheating asses. Argue with your mirror.

Shots have been fired, slander has been distributed, shades have been thrown, but Yoruba boys still survive. They’re resilient. They still get the girls. You have to give them that.

Seriously: If your boyfriend is Yoruba, STOP here. Seriously, don’t go on.

But you probably won’t listen to me.

Why won’t they just date other tribes? But that’s not the point.
Girls have a love-hate relationship with Yoruba boys, in that they love them and then love to hate them. Can’t blame girls either. They’ve been through the wringer.

They Are Not Loyal

If you’re dating a nice Yoruba guy & someone else in the world is also dating a nice Yoruba guy, there is a high chance they’re the same person.

No seriously, he may tell you that he loves you; but another girl is his flawless milk.

When Chris Brown sang “These hoes ain’t loyal” he obviously hadn’t met Yoruba boys. But he’s been spending time around questionable Yoruba characters like Wizkid, so who knows. Introducing 10 different girls to their mom like 10 times a week. Don’t feel special, it’s all part of the game.

A Yoruba Boy Will Take You For Granted

Raise your hand if your Yoruba boyfriend takes you for granted. *types to the sound of a million girls crying inside. They don’t care about you.

                           

They are Legion

In the worst way possible. They never move one at a time. Yoruba boys are always in a group like a legion of demons waiting to possess you.

Anywhere you see them sister, RUN!

And I’m not even making these things up.

Don’t deceive yourself. You cannot change them.

Because when he’s done with you….hmmmmmm